Bad Poetry: Christmas Joy
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May your home be filled with Christmas joy,
days of happiness and love.
May each year bring to you and yours
new blessings from above.
May family and friends who gather there
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May your home be filled with Christmas joy,
days of happiness and love.
May each year bring to you and yours
new blessings from above.
May family and friends who gather there
fill the rooms with laughter and cheer
creating memories that grow more treasured
with every passing year.
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creating memories that grow more treasured
with every passing year.
(Optional Closing)
Name(s)
(optional date)
For only $129.98, an enterprising online company will frame this "personalized" poem in genuine crystal and send it to a loved one in your name. Now that's class!
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1 Comments:
I would be sooo touched if I received such a gift for Christmas that I'd try not to hurt the person who gave it to me by smashing it to pieces only at a safe distance from them.
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